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Dies Demotivational Poster

FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.

TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a gay test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm

Halloween -

TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.44/5

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Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm

VIN DIESEL - He's in your face

TAGS: face vin diesel
Rating: 3.45/5

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j76harris - March 1, 2012, 11:07 am
At first I was all like, "Whut?" Then I looked at it again. Then I was all like, "Woah!" LOL
Claire - September 30, 2009, 2:30 pm
I did not see that one comming O_O
CJ - September 13, 2009, 2:01 am
That one took me a second, but now I see the genius.
Woodywood03a - August 13, 2009, 2:34 am
He is in your face!!! all the time now!!!
Nwah - September 16, 2008, 10:26 pm
I'm not sure why, but this one's frikkin hilarious.
Alexiel - August 27, 2008, 2:15 am


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

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Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....

LADIES MAN - Lemmy's got everything women want; fashion sense, great hair and a trailer with two parking spaces.

TAGS: ladies man
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Hawamleh - April 13, 2011, 8:47 am
you guys are always welcome there :D
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:48 pm
I said hello...from a humble seedling
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:48 pm
^5 funny
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:47 pm
if only he was even that... lol. He had the Yanni hair tho....I was young...
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 4:51 pm
Thanks Hammy...I'll head by and give a noobish hello!
Hawamleh - April 12, 2011, 4:48 pm
I would like to invite both marly and notorious to hang out at the noobland thread in the forums, welcome aboard. -motifakes resident noob, Hammy.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:53 pm
Pre-Rehab Photographer: "That's it Lenny, show us some boob, Luv. Beautiful! Now holllld it. Ohhh, smashing."
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:35 pm
LOL! Marlygirl; you have to watch out for those smooth talkers!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:33 pm
Love it, question: how the hell did you find my ex-husband? :0

SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...

TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"

WAR - I care not for who you fight, nor what your beliefs may be. For there are no winners, and children die in the streets. Take up arms, If you must. I throw mine down.

TAGS: child dies in his arms
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:59 pm
Agreed. Liberty or death. But, choose those battles carefully. The ones that can be won, sally forth. Those which cannot be won, live to fight another day. And above all, death before dishonor. Hmm... ever heard a politician say that?
Loveless86 - March 31, 2011, 7:41 pm
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:29 pm
You make a sound point and I agree with you. Sometimes the only way out of something is to fight.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:18 pm
My original point was simply that someone that refuses to fight for ANY reason will find themselves subject to worse things than dying, or simply losing a loved one in bettle.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
You and I agree on that. It seems that average Americans are coming ever closer to being thrust into a position that just a couple decades ago would have been beyond comprehension. I hope things change before it gets there, but...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:15 pm
Innocent people have always been adversely affected by war, regardless of whether you were the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. Americans were adversely affected by WWII. They lost family/friends, had to submit to rations, lived in fear of potential attack.
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:10 pm
I agree there will always be war. And soon it will not be fought in some far away country. It will be brought to our door steps. Mark me on that.
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:08 pm
the tolls on the civilian population? Most people who have died in war (not counting third world countries and the Jewish population) enlisted. These people and children have had no choice. War is no longer on terrorists. it is now war on innocence.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
There will alsways be war, not because of hate, but because of pride and/or selfishness. Hate is a bi-product of pride.
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'm not saying war will not happen. The very opposite is true, as is proven time and again. And yes in some cases it cannot be helped "Buddy" but Modern Warfare is impacting more innocents then ever before. The death toll on soldiers is high but what are
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
The only thing that is necessary is moderate population control. War gets out of control, causes hate which in turn causes more war. It's a never ending cycle. There will always be war, because there will always be hate.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
Really, what was up with them not wanting to see their children killed? Bad parents...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
Tell my buddy who had to escape in the middle of the night from Saigon two days before it fell, that his parents should have just been happy with the communists that were dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night for no reason.
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:48 pm
Without war happiness would over populate. Money could be spent on third world aid. Children wouldn't grow up without their parents. You’re damn right. War is necessary. This would be horrible.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:46 pm
What I mean of course is that war, through destruction, promotes human growth. Like "Slash n Burn", pardon the crude metaphore. War is bad. But very nessary.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:45 pm
Although I agree with the poster, war is indeed needed in life. Without war, tech would not advance, medication would be unknown, and cultures would never change.
Faceplant31 - February 9, 2010, 12:24 pm
Very well done indeed Grim
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:03 pm
Yeah Raper.....good "job"
Airman - February 9, 2010, 11:55 am
good job
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 11:31 am
Very well done Grim.
me4891 - February 9, 2010, 10:43 am
Jmac, very well said. I was in those countries and my only hope is that for each life lost and for each that we took thousands will live happier lives. That is my 2 cents and now on to the funny stuff. God bless
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 10:40 am
Damn, That's deep JMac....what are your thoughts on thumb wars?
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:26 am
have been fought, and Afghanistan has been bumbled, but there are reasons to wage war, even when the cost is great.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:25 am
I love this poster. Regards, A. Hitler, J. Stalin, Hirohito, Pol Pot, S. Hussein, O. Bin Laden, every leader of Iran since 1980, etc... - - - War has never been a good idea. But those that refuse to fight against tyranny deserve it. Iraq shouldn't
Grim [email protected] - February 9, 2010, 10:17 am
rerun - February 9, 2010, 10:14 am

excellent work Grim.

SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.

TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

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DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am
but don't worry he comes back

1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.

TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by okami

TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not bitchin

CHEATING WIVES - Because Rings Don't Plug Holes.

TAGS: but bodies and topsoil work nicely
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 6:10 pm
Same chick maybe Aggie?
Sean - February 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
Strictly from memory: "And just when I think that you will be mine, you ruin the moment by closing the blinds."
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:27 pm
Who needs shades when you have no neighbors? I guess anyone Sean is stalking ...
rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm

pull the freaking shades down pervo, there are kids in here....gotta go, my mom just came in
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:22 pm
Thanks all! Much appreciated. And Sean....Stop looking in my windows!
Airman - February 18, 2010, 4:38 pm
there's a 5.. excellent
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L, and thanks for reminding me to call the lady next door
Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 9:41 am
Sean - February 17, 2010, 11:54 pm
You just know that when Trash pops the question, he does do while presenting the little lady with a dildo, a butt plug and a ball gag ... all of which are in her favorite color and monogrammed. He's such a practical romantic. *swoons*
phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:35 pm
total score Trash. 5 Cans for you!
CpnKangaroo - February 17, 2010, 10:10 pm
what if its the nuva ring? that'll just hide any evidense. 5 cheating whores
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Asofuckinlutely Rerun.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 10:02 pm

we know when you really mean what you really mean. I am pretty sure you understand what I just said.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thank YOU.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:55 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
And that's a great choice of picture for a great line... it couldn't be topped.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
That's good and bad, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:48 pm
I know YOU meant no sarcasm. I always feel like anything genuine I type will seem sarcastic.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:42 pm

there was no sarcasm on my part. This is a work of art....I may however have to ban you ever inflated ego.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
I know everything typed on a comment page reads as sarcastic. This is not. I am honored Rerun and Ron. Truly honored.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:29 pm

back from the casino days?
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:28 pm
I think I know her.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:27 pm

TTH, I say this at great risk....this is the 1st poster I am saving in the "my favorites" tab.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
That has got to be the greatest compliment I could ever have hoped for! Thankyou MrRonsart. Thankyou so much!
ronsart - February 17, 2010, 9:00 pm
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:30 pm
How very Slavic.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:18 pm
A ring of kubasa could plug a couple holes...
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:16 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:15 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Excellent TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
No, they don't.

MR M -

TAGS: mr m internet dies sunlight again
Rating: 4.48/5

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gas - February 1, 2012, 4:07 pm
mom? dad? friends? xD



TAGS: ladies bra football
Rating: 4.59/5

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mariand - May 4, 2012, 2:26 am
lol... this is a good one

CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am
5L here too.


TAGS: money power ladies frank jfk
Rating: 4.27/5

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Greeny - September 21, 2011, 11:17 pm
sooooo nice

OVER COMPENSATION - Some people just do it too well!



TAGS: avalanche shut up or neener dies
Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - November 4, 2010, 4:18 pm
I'm glad that I don't live in an area exposed to avalanches. 5 glaciers!
5150monkeylove - October 28, 2010, 7:29 pm
This is your first poster I added to my favs. 5 rescue dogs
flint - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
The whole thing gels, great stuff, 5l
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
very nice neener =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
Agreed this like many of your latest have been perfect.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
Well done Neener.....you've really upped your game .5L

THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters

THIS BABY - Gets all the ladies

REDSKINS VS... - Okay let's be honest here... do you think anyone watches these games caring if they win?

TAGS: september challenge first ladies of football
Rating: 3.43/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 6:33 pm
I just wish they would start showing them again. I gots the HD and everything.
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 3:52 pm
They're not superheroes... they just dress like mine.


TAGS: they aint no ladies
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - September 1, 2009, 7:43 pm
Naw, the book's better.
BoneCD - September 1, 2009, 7:42 pm
I was just waiting for the movie to come out
Sean - September 1, 2009, 7:35 pm
And all Rule 34 jokes will be confiscated at the door and only returned at the end of the semester. That is all.

FACEPALM - You shall now die for your stupiduty.

TAGS: vin diesel
Rating: 2.21/5

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Catch-22 -

TAGS: just kidding ladies love you
Rating: 4.91/5

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concern3 - January 14, 2015, 4:40 am
5er, sad but true


TAGS: i just love the ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

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RayZorZedge - September 27, 2010, 9:40 pm
Herd this one beefor
culos - September 27, 2010, 8:16 am
Mea culpa, mea ultima culpa, I guess great minds think alike, didn't know you'd done the joke. still like my picture though ;-)
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 8:01 am
Hmmmmmmmm, this looks very familiar... #98685


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that shit
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!

YOU WHAT??!! -

TAGS: woman fart ladies first date
Rating: 4.13/5

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Me_ - December 17, 2009, 1:08 pm
Honey it is called a queef. I caused it and because you let me you are eligible for a second date.
ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 9:07 pm
My dream date.


TAGS: single file ladies please single file
Rating: 2.92/5

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GodsWorshipMe - September 30, 2009, 1:55 pm
hey, be fair - ACORN made it possible for Reagan to vote for Obama
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 1:31 pm
that's the truth me4891
me4891 - September 30, 2009, 1:20 pm
More legit than ACORN


TAGS: daddies lil girl aint such a princess
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 11:06 am
Jesterer, get over it. If any of your posters had as much thought as this one does i would take offense to your comments. No run along now and let the grown ups have their fun.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 6:09 am
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:21 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (that is the dad talking)
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:57 pm
HaHa! Your daughters a whore! 5L
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:51 pm
nice, great photo, nice wordplay, reminds me of the time in my life when i was that boy.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
Broken hearts hurt too! 5 painful lions

YEAH, SCREW EARTH! - What has it done for us anyway, right?

TAGS: truck earth funny green diesel
Rating: 3.87/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:35 pm
It's not going to run now that he let the magic smoke out.
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
"Thats how dad did it, thats how America does it, and it has worked out pretty well so far." Tony Stark


TAGS: something for the ladies day
Rating: 4.28/5

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sickartist - March 25, 2010, 10:31 am
Nice angle to the challenge, Ice

LADIES - "If it has tires or testicles... you're going to have trouble with it".

THIRD WORLD BLING - Grannies Gettin' Gangsta

TAGS: ojd ladies
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Title of the century!

Dog logic -

TAGS: soda pop ladies pooch taco
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 15, 2013, 7:33 pm
HA! There was no innuendo in this poster till your comment Miss P.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:24 pm
I love when Space uses true life moments to create motifake posters...teehee.

Scientific studies -

TAGS: studies
Rating: 5/5

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Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:08 pm
Life, the #1 cau5e of death


TAGS: social studies fence
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:45 pm
good one, i normally tell it with a brunette leading blondes down the train tracks.



TAGS: judge miss ladies toilet
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 12:48 pm
hahaha... tricky

HEY...LADIES - Gucci! Like It? Good! Now get in that kitchen and make me a CHEESEBURGER!



EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm

TAGS: ladies eye candy hugh jackman sexy man
Rating: 2.66/5

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Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:27 am
Om nom nom nom

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - He strikes again

HOODIES - it doesn't matter that you are a MENSA member, wearing this still makes you look like trash

TAGS: trash hoodies mensa ellen muth death like me rnr
Rating: 1.85/5

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HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
Damn you, Motifake! You lied. Telling me to wait a few seconds then post again.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:39 pm
People wearing hoodies. This might be one of the oddest pet peeves I've seen in a while.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:39 pm
People wearing hoodies. This might be one of the oddest pet peeves I've seen in a while.
Silvermist - March 8, 2009, 10:24 pm
I think she's hott... I wonder what your dump looks like....
jimfromtx - August 19, 2008, 2:15 am
Trash? Nah, with that look on her face, she looks kinda evil. But still definitely hot.
TigerKid - August 8, 2008, 1:24 am
I think she looks kinda bad-ass with that on.
laura - August 8, 2008, 12:22 am
its a cloak not a hoodie

2 FAST 2 FURIOUSE - YO' VINNEY!! That's how Quick "THE ROCK" Is going to take over your FRANCHISE.

TAGS: rock wwe dwayne diesel
Rating: 1.29/5

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Sho - December 20, 2011, 9:39 pm
Try some jokes or puns that are more.....widly understood. Dunno how to explain it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:48 am
My bad, I thought you said "posters". You're right Hammy hamster...you are a greybeard (technically)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:46 am
1000?...I think you added an extra zero...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:45 am
No one has that "right" and constructive criticism works better...remember your early days? Who was it that helped you out?
5150monkeylove - April 19, 2011, 10:17 am
Hammy wants to bash noobs? Why? Did your goat find a better partner?
Hawamleh - April 19, 2011, 9:09 am
Fine, I'm sorry, I did say in that rant that you should improve with future posters, shit poster is still shit :D I have over 1000 posts mooo, I have the right to bash people, if you would let me... please let me
Hawamleh - April 19, 2011, 9:08 am
Long gone Man..
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2011, 9:53 pm
Thank you, Chief. At least someone caught the "obvious" sarcasm.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:42 pm
Where the hell is FATTMATT what happened to FATTMATT he always dissed my posters now he's disapeered....WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH FATTMATT
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:41 pm
GUNNY I thought the JARINES spelled it OBVIOUS
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:27 pm
English is hard americans are soft, but we get it done.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:26 pm
I know i know when i bad poster gets thru it lowers my AVG. I'm not harming motifake i'm harming myself. I thought that hyporatical teacher one was lame but it was my highest rated one yet.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 9:22 pm
For the same reason when you lock your computer up looking at gay midget porn, as if there were any other kind, you get rerouted to bangledash instead of NEW JOISEY or KANSAS when the last time you heard ..Welcome to DELL computers help-line partner.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:35 pm
I grew up on an Island in the Pacific ocean. I speak 3 languages, English is not my first but it is a close second. Why do you have problems sir?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 6:38 pm
but yeah 440...you need to step it up a bit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 6:33 pm
Do I need to bring up some of your earlier posters Hammy? There is always room for improvement. You should apologize, you're being a bit harsh.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:20 pm
I'll wait until i find out if she's a real brazilion cop or just an x-tra, until I fap to her, it means something.
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:19 pm
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:18 pm
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:17 pm
the Internet lied to my google lied to me i typed in the way my public education and 18ACT told me to, they added the E.
Hawamleh - April 18, 2011, 6:13 pm
Shit Poster Is Shit Poster, the other one u did with the rock fistbumping that chick I fap to is also shit, there is no base for improving here just let the past be the past and don't post shit posters next time.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 3:55 pm
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2011, 1:56 pm
H'mmmmm...well... Ah, no, let someone else note the obviouse.
440wakeup - April 17, 2011, 10:35 pm
GREENY c'mon man do't hold back lets rap, help me to help myself.
Greeny - April 17, 2011, 8:08 pm
440wakeup - April 17, 2011, 5:55 pm
Mind you the host had 2 of VINS movie posters hanging up on the wall next to the TV, and everyone there watches the the 2FF movies religiously but they see the rock and they forget about poor vinnie.
440wakeup - April 17, 2011, 5:53 pm
They played the commercial for 2fast 2furiouse 5 during the SUPERBOWL, ahve the party was asking whos the fat guy with the bald head and big nose that "THE ROCK" is beating up? Thats Vin DIESEL the start of the MOVIE.....
440wakeup - April 17, 2011, 5:53 pm
They played the commercial for 2fast 2furiouse 5 during the SUPERBOWL, ahve the party was asking whos the fat guy with the bald head and big nose that "THE ROCK" is beating up? Thats Vin DIESEL the start of the MOVIE.....

SCRODIES - We're Coming to Your Town, We'll Help You Party Down



TAGS: highland girls sheep ladies room
Rating: 4.87/5

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GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:28 pm
I thought one of them looked familar....I hope he's not planning to bring her to the motifake Christmas party. You know what a disaster the Hollowen party was with her there. Made the goat really jealous.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:11 pm

are those hammys women or are you asking in general?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
what is it with always wanting to use the bathroom after sex?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 3:09 am
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:07 am
LOL Too true!



TAGS: ladies motifake
Rating: 4.68/5

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:37 pm
Ah but at times well worth the risk!
Cubbybear - August 9, 2010, 3:05 am
Words of experience 5l
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:18 am
A rose by any other name... 5L


TAGS: the ladies of motifake toc claire tribute cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 7:12 pm
Was Cubby left alone with the drink?......I smell rohypnol in the air...
rerun - August 8, 2010, 5:57 pm

who knew she would get drunk on a virgin strawberry dacquri?


TAGS: rerun sweating dinner date oldies
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2012, 9:27 pm
No, No...you can get away with this...Just tell him that you're a shoe inspector. and you really like to pump his wife...I mean you really like his wife's pumps.....
rerun - June 27, 2012, 8:23 pm

Damn, busted again
Airman - June 27, 2012, 6:46 pm
GaryO - June 27, 2012, 8:31 am
This one is so busy (tag, title, caption, pic), I had to read it more than twice…..really excellent Mr Greeny.


TAGS: ladies of motifake not all ladies are created equal
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Bovee - January 20, 2010, 12:34 pm
I missed this one. 5L's
Grim [email protected] - January 20, 2010, 12:30 pm
Attention Attention 5L That is all.
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 12:01 pm
thanks Mr Bone
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:38 am
How did I miss this...Excellent GS, just excellent. 5 drooping Poodles for you!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:22 am
rerun - January 10, 2010, 6:28 pm

proof Grey, proof. I bet red isn't even your color.
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 6:27 pm
OK, you caught me, mine are the ones on the left
rerun - January 10, 2010, 6:25 pm

I think the issue is becoming more apparent every day.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:24 pm
TTH first called shenanigans... I'll now second it!
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:01 pm


TAGS: jake using mod status to get the ladies
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 12:22 pm
He he he...did I ever tell you about the 5 lions I gave this? Reject Guns! LOL!
Airman - June 14, 2010, 10:43 am
wipes a small tear 5
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 3:39 am
Great as always...5/5
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:53 am
I figured I had to get my "scroll down" poster in sooner or later. Couldn't pass it up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 2:31 am
Love it!!! 5L


TAGS: hey kiddies you ve been warned
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Faceplant31 - February 16, 2010, 5:24 pm
ROR!! Thats amsome, thanks Cpn.


TAGS: happy valentines day ladies and gentlemen
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - March 6, 2010, 1:45 am
Thank you Erock.
erock - March 6, 2010, 1:30 am
nice one produceman!

FOR THE LADIES - The Men of motifake are always willing to lend a hand.

TAGS: for the ladies
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Grim1812 - August 24, 2010, 6:54 pm
*Slow Clap of Approval.*

MISTAKEN IDENTITY - Oh honey... you don't need sunscreen on that. You need acne cream and some fertilizer!

TAGS: size remedies
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 27, 2012, 3:11 pm
Love the comments!
AcidRain - July 27, 2012, 11:48 am
She's smiling because he keeps his credit cards in there.
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:44 pm
Laughing at his junk at gunpoint? LOL
SteveFurlong - July 26, 2012, 8:48 pm
Might not have been a size check but a religion check.

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - See? They don't ALL hate cock!

TAGS: ladies of motifake tongue in cheek
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 1:22 am
LOL! Calling for a re-count on this one's votes now!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:15 am
This poster just got a million times funnier today (January 12, 2010). maybe it should say The "Ladies" Of Motifake.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:21 pm
Tales of Ribaldry... by MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
-- cock need to be special to get along.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 11:17 pm
Wow. That is one lucky cock. A cock like that must be rare indeed. I wish I had a cock like that. A cock like that'd get you up in the morning. I would hope, though, that it gets along well with my pussy. It rains a lot, and wet pussy and dripping--
Stormhawk - January 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
So, Produceman, is she gonna choke your chicken for you?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 9:27 pm
Depends on how much you pay her.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 9:08 pm
Is she just gonna hold it, or is she gonna eat it?
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
5 fightin' roosters
Cubbybear - January 10, 2010, 4:02 pm
IMO...Who cares if they do?
thatonechick - January 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
Damn right. 5L for truthiness!

I MEANT TO FIND - something for the ladies but my schedule was too tight

TAGS: something for the ladies
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by gil

spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:08 am
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 7:52 am

FOR THE LADIES - Men and women are so much alike the ones that are funnest to look at ruin everything when they talk.

TAGS: for the ladies
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Bovee

HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?


TAGS: something 4 the ladies assignment
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bob D. Sailor - March 25, 2010, 9:36 pm
To skinny for my tastes. I like a little meat but not so much that theyre whales.
CANADA - March 25, 2010, 9:17 pm

F A B U L O U S - Ladies...this ones for you! A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous

TAGS: something for the ladies
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Krissie - March 25, 2010, 10:41 pm
4 hilariously laughing lions from me...those guys have GUTS...I think...for wearing that...


TAGS: greeny ladies man motifake camp
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Greeny - December 16, 2015, 7:59 pm
Reoccurring nightmares...
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:27 pm
That is one sexy beast bwahahaha. So wrong it deserves 5L just like a cult-classic movie... 8)
Greeny - February 7, 2012, 8:02 pm
melon moobs - that's just not right

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They may be young, but they know where you live. Erecrottod.

TAGS: ladies of motifake assignment
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Claire - January 10, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aesop: Long story short, I told him I would kick his ass.
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 3:50 pm
@Aesop, go back a couple of pages and check out some of the comments he left earlier. You'll understand.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 3:47 pm
5/5, but who is erecrottod?
Claire - January 10, 2010, 3:24 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! 5 lions, my friend.
thatonechick - January 10, 2010, 1:56 pm
It's really a shame I'm on partial duty right now. I would have loved to be the one taking action on him...
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 1:55 pm
Thanks. My pleasure.
thatonechick - January 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
I thought hard about approving this one... I decided thank you for defending my honor. :P

LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - Nursing Is One Of Their Many...Many Talents


THE CPN' - Hello Ladies, CpnKangaroo Here Lovely To Meet You Wanna Check Out My Pouch?

TAGS: cpn ladies pouch
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by rerun

Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 10:31 pm
You don't know Cpn. When he says pouch, he means he's satchel...unless he's drunk; in that case, he's talking about his sack.
madness181 - April 3, 2010, 10:26 pm
It's a male kangaroo... They don't have pouches

CUBBY - He's a favorite amongst the ladies.

EMMA - I see London, I see France, ZOMG I SEE HER UNDERPANTS!


TAGS: ladies want a whole lot more too
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 10:23 am
What you trying to say ice? I had a whole bunch of fun looking for that! Up wait gotta go, i gots a bit of throwing up to attend to.
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:21 pm
Yo Face. I hope you didn't spend too much time looking for that pic. (or at it for that matter)


TAGS: ladies of motifake day
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by gil

gil - January 10, 2010, 12:45 pm
you guys crack me up. I have had that picture sitting there for weeks and had no idea what to do with it. That's why I love these daily topics.
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 12:27 pm
It like an episode of The Price is Right shot on location. For the KKK.
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
I think they call that Friday Surprise on eHarmony
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 12:23 pm
Back when penicillin worked
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 12:22 pm
eHarmony picture day for single women in the witness protection program.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:20 pm
Ahh..... the good ol' days.
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 12:19 pm
Pre-War hook-up auction before shipping out...New York I believe.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
LOL! It looks like the 1942 Ms. Butterface Pageant.
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 12:07 pm
5Ls! Scarecrow auditions for The Dark Knight.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:04 pm
Love it!


TAGS: somehow i saw that coming good job ladies
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 11:48 am
I usually click "Skip Sponsor" but today I think I might make an exception.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:58 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 10:46 am
At the risk of being Timmied...The Women of MotiFake are nice gals that love having fun. If that doesn't appeal to you, you may want to try the some of the men of MotiFake...Oh, and good luck with that Erecrottod!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2010, 10:44 am
What's the point of you Erecrottod?.......Have you ever contributed anything to this site?........Are you just a sad Virgin living in his mothers basement? Where your parents first cousins?....go away....don't come back.
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:39 am
The "Women of Motifake" meme is really gettin' boring. Women of Motifake have nothing - I repeat for you dumba*s: NOTHING - special. Unless you consider "special" to have nothing special. Maybe someday you'll understand. It shall be a great day for you.

ANXIETY - Do not show it in public


TAGS: ladies of motifake pageant
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by culos

corbett06 - April 9, 2011, 5:06 pm
i vote TOC...sorry didnt realize such an old post...but i still vote TOC
HAL8999 - April 10, 2010, 5:40 pm
The one with the biggest t1ts!! D'uh!
Cubbybear - January 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
I have personal faves...which will remain private
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 7:55 pm
I refuse to make a choice, as the one I don't choose will most likely hurt me...Falcon Punch via TCP/IP...
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:14 pm
rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:13 pm

BrieHere is no longer here, I deem her BriaThere since she is there
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:11 pm
(with all due respect to sir culos)
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:10 pm
malt malt malt malt malt malt - enough already!
Chompers - January 10, 2010, 5:09 pm
I don't think that it's our call. I think the M.A.L.T. chooses the winner.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
On the left.... is that........ BriaHere?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:05 pm

Damn Culos, you trying to get us killed here?


TAGS: iluvyerman yougouysrthebestbuddiesaguyheylookatthoseknockersoopssheslookingatusithinksheheard
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Sean

MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 12:45 am
I loved this one. The tag is a great topper.
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:42 am
Oops. I meant yer right about it not being my best. Not the other part. Sorry.
Sean - October 26, 2009, 11:38 pm
Hey thanks and yer right. It's no COLD COCKLES. I nailed the hell outta that one.
Dude 4515 - October 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
sean, it's not your best work, but still would easily be my best if i made it. therefore, five lions

THAT SCARY PLACE - Doesn't seem too scary when it's your home. Yeah that's right you are going to die.


LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - Only Animation Does Them Justice

TAGS: ladies animation
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:14 pm
I see artwork, not the attractive girls of motifake.
PixieStickNinja - January 10, 2010, 11:13 pm
Come now...I would say at least three of them. I guess it's up to you to decide which three that is.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:32 pm
One of them, anyhow.

LADIES... - Do Not Fear.., As I 'Captain G Spot' your Caped Clitoral Crusader is here.., to save you from an Oscar for 'best solo performance'...


TAGS: graybeard beard naked ladies gray explaination
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 3:35 pm
Thx Cubby
Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:54 pm
Well done....5 lions


TAGS: my gift to the ladies
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

LINGERE FOOTBALL LEAGUE - Instead Of Superbowls They Have Super Cups

TAGS: ladies in lingere
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

culos - February 20, 2010, 12:52 pm
Judging by the sad shape of the voovies we can be sure it's American Football, not Soccer....
Grim [email protected] - February 20, 2010, 12:20 pm
Wow. I'd figure she would draw more then four...
rerun - February 20, 2010, 12:11 pm

How can you mock this? She is a professional athlete and deserves the utmost respect those four fans can give her
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:57 am
Four fans can't be wrong!


YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER... - The Ladies Room !!

THE L.O.M. - Look but don't touch.

TAGS: ladies of motifake
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Bovee

tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2011, 10:30 pm
Modesty is a wonderful trait!
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
LMAO, you bitch!
Claire - March 22, 2011, 10:02 pm
Aggy is male.
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2011, 10:01 pm
Thanks Moo, you're so sweet.... Oh, I know, this lady you speak of is someone who I would like to be their age again (oh, well....).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
There is only one lady of Motifake. and she could probably beat most of you fuckers with one hand tied behind her back. (and make me a sammich at the same time)

BRICKS - I shat them.

TAGS: brick when you see it ladies stalker window
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by Amy

Kiwi...again - October 14, 2008, 9:46 pm
I dunno, I thought the guy in the window was kind of...well...a given. ...and it's not like he could see much through opaque glass.
white chocolate - September 20, 2008, 11:19 pm
I Spy-what the person said lookin through the window
datnigga - August 6, 2008, 6:53 am
i shat rocks really...

DEMOGRAPHICAL STUDIES - helping people get laid

TAGS: demographical studies laid rnr
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by RnR

jake - February 17, 2009, 9:29 am
just keep in mind that women live longer than men. so if you are looking for a GILF, head to the red!


TAGS: natural remedies prevent morning sickness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spacedog - October 18, 2013, 5:49 pm
HA! Way to go LG! 5 ...um...months?
lgvernon - October 18, 2013, 11:44 am

Bite your tongue!~ NO!~
falloutghoul - October 18, 2013, 7:57 am

The Last Boy Scout -

Take Out -


Dear Me -

TAGS: polite old ladies swearing
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 2:03 am
Thanks dawg and keep an eye on your mail box...fan club newsletter coming soon.
spacedog - November 6, 2013, 8:02 pm
I agree with Gary. You have been out-doing yourself, Miss P. 5s again.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:53 pm
On a mission sir. Thanks for being a fan club member.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 8:39 am
Shyt, gurl. Yer reaching new heights with every phooking poster…..KA-BOOM!! (my head)

Poor Old Gramps -

TAGS: elderly dining payment upfront dies
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:46 am
You are more than welcome to use it...just don't let them know it was me...teehee.
Iconoclast - July 4, 2013, 11:29 pm
So good that I would like to send it to the editor of our active 55 community newsletter - if that is ok with you
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 4:57 pm
Well thanks hun! Glad you enjoyed it.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 4:41 pm


Bedtime Stories -

TAGS: almost always from the tragedies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:46 pm

creepy ...not creep ...CREEPY SITE....D'OH
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:45 pm

there's a "creep" site in the network called shivers. i know the guy who runs it...very well actually. i think he'd love to have this displayed there....plz :).
Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:38 pm
Luv it
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:40 am
Quality. 5L
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 9:53 am
Nice one Bone. 5L
BoneCD - May 19, 2013, 8:45 am
Thanks and Back at ya ReRun
rerun - May 19, 2013, 8:42 am

Nice 1st poster of the day (and good to see ya Bone).

Death is life -

TAGS: life is death sun dies every day to light your way so enjoy your day in the deathshine silverheart
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Sho - September 22, 2014, 3:20 am
Solid 5 for the style alone
Reality Lord - September 21, 2014, 9:47 pm

this is real nice. i know the old dude who runs motitwist would prob love this over there if you havn't already.
GaryO - September 21, 2014, 5:15 pm
I'm a sucker for good 5tyle
Greeny - September 21, 2014, 12:37 pm
At least they wait their turns - 5L


TAGS: justin bieber fan dies
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

MrStupidGir - June 12, 2013, 4:24 pm
HEY.... don't get my hopes up
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2013, 1:20 pm
Where does $5 million do? *heh heh*


TAGS: good luck kiddies ice
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 6:07 am
forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:11 am
Congrats ;)
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:27 pm
Ok, that was a lie... I clearly don't help them make posters... I mean, just look at them.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:27 pm
They'd figure out that I only help them make great posters so I can bomb them.
TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
Why not? Whatta they gonna do? Ban you?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Congratulations to the two horsemen (and one mooooman) of the apocalypse. The only downside to three new approval mods is that I can no longer freely 1L their posters.
CANADA - September 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
congrats guys
Claire - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
AH. I see. It's not a complete sausage fest, Moo+, you still have TOC. Right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 9:55 pm
maybe Claire should be a mod....It's a bit of a sausage party....even kosher sausage.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 9:53 pm

they are mini mods, not green yet
Claire - September 13, 2010, 9:51 pm
Wait... when did this happen and why aren't their names in green in the forum?
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
Love it! Thanks ICE
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:57 pm
Heheh, this'll do well :})